Epic Dewfall only paintings

new painting #779

A Voltage Transformer Labeled Often Afraid inside a Modern Electronic Device

A Roller Coaster with Up's and Down's Shaped Like a Girlfriend

A Man Demonstrating to his Friend how Ancient Humans Used One Foot Stone YoYo's to Stop Taxi Wheels

Man Crossing Busy Street Seeing a Fast Approaching Car at his Left and a Sadden'd Woman at his Right

Having Deeply Cut my Finger Nail by Accident Again when I was Just about to Lay Down with a Woman

Trying to Scare the Devil by Rubbing an Seven Inch Deep Hole into a House Joist with my Toe

A Man Alone in a Field of Blossoming Blue Plastic Masks

Looking Down at your Foot wearing a Roller-Skate and Hoping you have Another One

A Very Unwise Narrow Street that has Fifteen Foot Snow Banks Looming over One Side

Pouring a Gallon Jug of Milk Continuously into Bowls of Cereal and Wondering if you've Forgotten how to Stop

Saying You're Trying to Look as Much Like Dad as You Can Aren't You to Your Brother Which Makes Him Smile

Hooded Humourless Woman at Mall Turning enough to see you then Watching you Sideways

Coffee Shop Girl Cleaning Parking Entrance Vomit at the Feet of Someone Not Liking Fast

Trying Hard to Move Earth with a Three Directional Three Spaded Shovel

Mouse With Golden Hair Returning to Steal More Cheese this Time with Help from a Golden Haired Friend

Smiling Woman Kneeling Alone on Corner of Man's bed with Arms held upward Signalling Touch Down

A Metal Man Shaped Weather Vane Holding out Hamburger Meat High atop the Tallest Building of a Village

A Parliament Protester who Dances like Michael Jackson even though No one ever Gathers to Watch

The Shy Dog that Always Hides Behind the Refrigerator

Hospital Ward Patients all Riding Tricycles in Single File Going Somewhere Sweet

A Man Wearing a Half Onion Thinking Cap on his Head and a Half Onion Mouth Fish on his Arm